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April 2013
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Heart to Heart Talks With My Mom
Mom: So then what's your type?
Me: Hmmm...guys who are funny, understanding, and can dance
Mom: I meant in terms of looks
Me: Oh, Asian guys. Asian guys who can dance.
Mom: Hahaha so it looks like ***** has no chance with you! Poor guy XD
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March 2013
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Beautiful Moment: Would you guys like to be in my... →
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Anyone who reblogs this post will have their URL written on paper and be put on my “Tumblr Wall of Fame,” meaning the wall in my bedroom (since my wall is very plain and I don’t know what to do with it). TBH, I kind of got this idea from the post that said something about having our URL being put…
http://lilmisscandycane.tumblr.com/
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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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